竹炉山房

While a man and a woman move house, what will happen? Funny codes written by me:

Man:

while($totalItemPrice > $airlineFines)
{
      foreach($items AS $itemPrice)
      {
       if($itemPrice > $setPrice)
      {
       drop();
      }
      else
      {
       save();
      }
      }
}

Woman:

while($bagsQuantitySatisfy() && $boyfriendIsPresent())
{
       $totalItem = $toys[] + $cosmetic[] + $bonsais[] + $balloons[] + $lamp[] + $socks[] + $cloths[] + $additionalCloths[] + $extraCloths[] + $unexpectedCloths[] + $friendsCloths[] + $friendsFriendsCloths[];
       ship();
}