A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cy...

An office joke: Hanan: Sanjay, how much sugar you want for coffee? Sanjay: 4 spoons! Jenny: OMG... (after two hours) Me: Sanjay, try some Breadtop dim sum Sanjay: Sweets? I don't eat sweets! Me: ...

While a man and a woman move house, what will happen? Funny codes written by me: Man: while($totalItemPrice > $airlineFines) {       foreach($items AS $itemPrice)       { if($itemPrice > $setPrice) { drop...

Lol!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08yvKUW-9Bc