A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up ...
An office joke:
Hanan: Sanjay, how much sugar you want for coffee?
Sanjay: 4 spoons!
Jenny: OMG...
(after two hours)
Me: Sanjay, try some Breadtop dim sum
Sanjay: Sweets? I don't eat sweets!
Me: ...
While a man and a woman move house, what will happen? Funny codes written by me:
Man:
while($totalItemPrice > $airlineFines)
{
foreach($items AS $itemPrice)
{
...