竹炉山房

It has been two days since the Chinese version of Hitler Gets Banned (from XBox Live) was released. In Youtube this Hitler Gets Banned (Chinese Version) has attracted at least 40,000 clicks. Well, both Bowlch and I have not imagined that...

The whole Hitler Gets Banned (Chinese Version) video and the translation is here:

Added: June 09, 2007
From: Bowlch

This is the story of Hitlers Downfall, his final defeat against Microsoft has now pushed him over the edge.

Feel free to digg: http://digg.com/videos/comedy/Hitlers...

Feel free to send me video response of your opinions of the video! All will be added!

All comments welcome! I will read them all 🙂

A HUGE thanks goes to 老虎 for his help at translating the text! Check his MSN Space here:

http://synyan.spaces.live.com/

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczp1juou80]

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I have corrected some mis-spellings in English version. The EN version is from YouTube at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbYC7YyZuOY&feature=PlayList&p=B643CADA07FF3062&index=0

Unfortunatly Sir, We have grave news for you
元首，我们有很坏的消息带给您

This morning at 3AM
今天凌晨3点

Microsoft started to scan for modified consules
微软（Microsoft）开始扫描刷过光驱的游戏主机

The scan moved across Eu quicker than we anticipated
扫描横扫欧洲的速度比我们预期要快得多

and it entered our bunker at 0215
并且在凌晨2:15攻入了我们的地堡
(Shouldn't it be 0415? --Yang)

Not a problem...
这不是什么问题……

My console will never be found
我的游戏机不会被发现的

Erm...
呃……

Well...
这个……那个……

We regret to inform you that your
我们很遗憾地通知您

Live account was banned this morning
您的微软live帐户今早已经被禁掉了

You won't be able to play on Microsoft Live ever again.
您再也不能上live玩游戏了

Anyone whose console is not currently banned
机器没有被禁的人

leave the room, now
请离开房间，马上

HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS OF HAPPENED!?
这他妈的是怎么回事！？

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED SOONER!?
为什么不早点通知我！？

HOW DARE THEY BAN MY CONSOLE!!!!!!
他们怎么敢禁我的机器！！！！！！

I had over 2000 Microsoft points!
我还有2000多点微软游戏点数！！

I bought a Call Of Duty theme pack too!
我还买了《使命召唤》的主题包！！

even used the Arcade Games from time to time!
赌博机游戏我也没少光顾！

What the fuck am I going to do now!?
你说我现在该怎么做！？

But Sir what about getting a Wii
元首，您觉得买一台Wii怎么样？

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?
你他妈的是不是脑子进屎了！？

But Sir think of the bowling game!
但元首，想想那个保龄球游戏！

Fuck the fucking bowling game!!!
操他妈的混蛋保龄球游戏！！！

Imagine the news!
想想明天的报纸头条！

"Hitler gives up on the war decides to play with his Wii!!!"
“希特勒不打仗改玩Wii！！！”

That would sound fucking great wouldn't it!
那样的标题听上去很爽，啊！

That would sound fucking well with the enemy!
那样的标题只让敌人很爽！

I can't believe this shit I'm hearing!
我简直不敢相信听你满嘴喷粪！

I have a console with...
我竟然只有台……

no online capabilities whatsoever!
不能玩网游的机器！

Shit！
狗屎！

I can't even download the Halo 3 Beta now
我现在连《光环3》试玩版都下载不到

I'm left only with
我现在只剩下

with my shitty N64!
我那台屎一样的任天堂N64了！

I am truly fucked now.
现在我真他妈完了

God damn it!
真他妈该死！

I mean how much fun can you have with super fucking mario!!!!
我他妈的只玩“采蘑菇”人生还有什么乐趣！！！！

running around as a mad italian jumping on god damn turtles!
操作一个意大利疯子在该死的龟头上跳来跳去！
(-- Lol, turtles here I translated as "龟头", which literily means turtoise's head but also refers to "dick" in Chinese, just let you know, hahaha --Yang)

Hell! I'm so desperate for a games console right now
娘的！我现在对所谓游戏主机已经彻底失望了

I may be forced to go out and buy...
难道现在逼我出门

a god damned PS3!!!
买台该死的PS3吗！！！

Don't worry dear, he's not that desperate!
亲爱的别担心，他还没有完全绝望！

What about my gamerscore!?
我的游戏点数怎么办？

I spent....Months! Finding the fucking agility orbs on Crackdown!
我花了……好几个月！才在《除暴战警》里面找到那些他妈的跳来跳去的球球！
(-- Lol again, orbs -> “球球” -> "balls" in chinese  --Yang）

It's all over now.
现在一切都素那浮云了

I want you to end my Live Subscription.
我命令你们停止我的Live会员订金

Microsoft has turned its back against me for the last time
微软最终还是背叛了我，

现在我啥都木有了……
now I'm left with jack shit.

我再也不玩游戏了……
There will be no more gaming for me...

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