语文笑话二则 说两个笑话吧,真实的笑话,语文笑话,我上初中那会儿的事儿。 一则: 初二某日大考,同桌周姓考生语文挂课,得分59,遍寻考卷,乃发掘该致命一分扣在某古文翻译,柳宗元所写《捕蛇者说》,“苛政猛于虎也”,正确答案应为“岢酷的统治比老虎还要凶猛... 17 年前 日常 1 分钟阅读
I Don't Eat Sweets! 一则办公室笑话: Hanan: Sanjay, how much sugar you want for coffee? Sanjay: 4 spoons! Jenny: OMG... (二小时后……) 我: Sanjay, try some Breadtop dim sum! Sanjay: Sweets? I don't eat sweets! 我: ... 17 年前 日常 1 分钟阅读
A Joke about Qantas This is from my boss. Very short one. Japanese used to call Qantas "cuntus" or even "cuntass"... 17 年前 日常 1 分钟阅读